Out with the gals, walking by Toys in Babeland....

Out at chapel this weekend. Shawn got me tickets to see Ben Folds on Saturday. If he hadn't done the legwork of picking the date, looking at my calendar, buying tickets, and presenting them to me I never would have gotten my ass to the theatre for one of the best shows I've ever seen.
It has been a DJ crazy month, with seeing Josh begin his fantastic stint in "FLEA MARKET" at great clubs all around the city and the debut of DJ Sharp at the Mercury the other night. Well done, Paul! In a club where you can still smoke! It was heaven.
In other news, my far flung friends are really having a rough time of it. I send huge love to Minneapolis, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Fort Collins today. I don't what the hell spring has to do with any of this, but life better start turning around for all of you soon. I love you and my extremely large cell phone bill.

The fruit of my sister's loins

Not only does the bangle look suspiciously like bakalite, but the face is so reminiscent of the Too Much Light baby that I'm still not quite convinced she didn't pop out of ME 6 years ago. She is the Kiss woman is the cutest package we've ever made. Thank god she got the good genes.

My current knitting project. Yup, I go straight from scarves into strange wig hat territory. Dez, do you see why I'm so confused?

Ah, the chill winter wind

It's cold in Seattle. Yes- a brisk 35-40 degrees. When Shawn and I got to the car, there was....gasp....ice on the windshield. Silly me, don't have a scraper in the car. Why not? I live in Seattle now. We have no need of stinkin' scrapers...

Went out with the ladies the other night to the Wild Rose. A delightful time was had by all, and we laughed at all the silly boys in there. I mean really, how can you not know it's a lesbian bar? They were all strutting around, checkin' out the ladies....It made us all giggle.

In other news, it was so pretty out yesterday that Melissa and I took the dogs to Discovery Park. I say the dogs, because I've decided that Frank really is mine. Or at least, I'm the godmother 'cause I get to take him whenever I feel like and he loves me a lot. Thank god Titi got this smushy little pup for me to take all my nuturing feelings out on.

Goodbye little condo

And so, it goes on the market tomorrow. All 400 square feet of the largest debt I've ever had in my life. I love this little house more than life itself. I know it's time to move on, I mean really, how long can a girl spend in a tiny place that doesn't fit her big strong man and his fuzzy kitty. I could indefinitely spend my life at this level, but it stilts me. Ugh. Let's hope it's like ripping off a band aid. Quick, and jarring. That way the pain will be deadened by the relief at finally being able to move on. Getting rejected on our first offer due to the contingency was the straw that broke the camel's back. It's time to see just what sitting on a little piece of property does.
Thankfully, Frank has been distracting me quite effectively this week. The bathroom nonsense has driven me to the brink, but the new tile really does pull it all together. It was such a trial, but now at least I know I never need to do it again. Ever.


Goodbye little window seat with your sparkling views of Puget Sound. Next time I see you, it'll be from another tiny condo with a different perspective.

oh, anyone want to buy the cutest 400 square feet you've ever seen? It's a great co-op in lower Queen Anne. Top floor, quiet building, views, low HODs....anyone? Bueller?

Arg......yes, like a pirate

Know why I don't update more often now? I'm condo shopping. It's horrid. Ugly. Arggggg....
Tried to put a bid on a perfect place last week and got rejected due to our contingency. See, I'm trying to be responsible and not own two condos at once, thereby strapping myself to the point of not even being able to eat ramen, and they won't even let me do that. Stupid crapheads. Good news? Well, the bank did approve me to spend 44% of my income on my next mortgage. Crazy, isn't it? What happened to the days of spending a quarter of your income on housing? I don't think I have one friend who owns property and doesn't spend at least half their income on it. This generation sucks for buying property.
So, the little condo on Queen Anne is going up for sale. The other part of the situation I don't have the answer to is how much I can actually spend on the next one. Problem is, I have NO idea how much mine will actually sell for. Until we know how much cash I get out, we don't know how much cash will go in...this is a thousand times worse than buying the first condo. It's moments like this that I just want to pack it all in and move to Italy. I've been a barista, I could do it again, and learn a fancy pants language at the same time.....
Arggggg....

Merry Christmas to me...

For Christmas this year I asked for what every girls really wants. A gift certificate for Home Depot. See, it was time to do the bathroom, but I'm lucky. Since it's the smallest room in the tiny condo, I had some money left over to get rid of the fantastically huge track lighting cans from 1983. I replaced them with these lovely orange glass cans. Ohhhhhh. So modern and delicate. Thanks, Mum! I swear, who ever buys this place had better love color or I'm in deep doodoo.
And so, the bathroom remodel begins. I'm not sure if the painting is actually going to work. I'm really unsure, but I figure once I get it all together, lord knows I have enough time right now to deal with it.
Problem is, I pulled up a little corner of the lino to "see what was underneath". Tim came over and pulled a little more. Sadly, the old tile is gone, but then I had this hanging flap of a corner and Tim said "we can tile this in two days!" I believed him, and now am starting one of the worst projects I've ever tackled. Pulling up linoleum, backing, and adhesive off of cement. It's the worst idea I've ever had. It took me 6 hours to get this far......

Crap. Ah well, At least tile will add value......right? In other news, the new condo search is hard. Really hard. This market is killing me. The second a good looking condo comes on the market it's "subject to inspection". How the hell do they do that? I mean, the stupid thing just got listed! But, I'm being patient. Really patient. I do believe in house destiny, and the right one will come at the right time. I'm going to see a new construction in Ballard tomorrow. Wish me luck...........

This is one of the many reasons I had to say no to that offer in Chicago..........

His majesty we celebrate.....

Ah, Fledermaus. Here's a few photos from a night out with the singers.

They're cutting loose, ripping it up. Chris is a singer I worked with a bunch in college. Strange that I finally get to work with him so many years later.

Roger cancelled his contract in Colorado where we would have worked together. He was the Don Jose that jipped us. Strange how that works out....

Happy Christmas, baby!

Chitown for a brief three days. It's the longest I've ever gone without the city. Spent furtive nights with friends, and leisurely days at home playing cards.

Clara took my camera the next morning to document the madness. I'm so frightened by her all around artistic sense. She's good at anything she does. creepy.

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It's all the rage for stage managers at the opera. Fantastic.

Stupid Work

It's awful. I start working on a show, and I completely abandon this little blog. Yes, I'm back in Seattle, and yes, I've started working on a new production. Fledermaus. I've done this opera something like 15 times. It's kinda creepy, as is doing this opera with my friend Chris in the role of Falke, as he was the first time I did it over 10 years ago in college. See, it finally comes full circle. Go to theatre school, dream with your friends about what it'll be like working together in the big houses, grow up, see them years later, and find out what 10 years of non-for-profit arts does to them. Kinda makes me giggle. Actually, we haven't stopped giggling yet. This show is just silly bit after silly bit, and with the cast that we have, it makes me feel like I'm in an episode of Wagner's twilight zone. I mean, really, when you've got the world's best Siegfried with the world's best Brunhilde, it just gets ridiculous after a while (insert opera geek joke here).
In other news, I've begun shopping for my next home. The littlest condo in the world just won't fit big strong Shawn and his cat, so it's time to look for something that has....gasp.....a bedroom and doesn't have a pet clause. See, that way my current dream of a house, a dog, and a ford falcon will come true. I suppose most may dream of a little picket fence, but I want the falcon, damn it. Oh, and I'll get it. I saw a falling down duplex last week for the bargin price of $424,000 and then saw a slew of condos that just plain don't have the magic of Olympus Manor. It's tough living in a city where people are willing to mortgage out their first born for a home. I guess it's really no different than any other big city. Stupid cities and their desirability.

The smoking ban

is absolutely chapping my ass. I haven't been a city mid-turnover, but it'll occur this week Wednesday. Last day to smoke in public places. We went out Saturday night to whoop it up and smoke as much as possible.

4,000 miles later.....

I return home.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
My little home is so beautiful. It was amazing to walk in. What was not so amazing was the cold. It's the first snap of winter I've really had (unless you count the one day of snow in Denver). Coming out of sunny Las Vegas, driving 17 hours, and arriving in COLD was a bit hard. But I'll take it!
Last round of photos from the trip.
Tagebuch accompanied by a Budweiser somewhere in Arizona. There were these crazy Burros that ran all over the town. Odd.
On route 66.
Protege was so great throughout the trip. Who knew such a little car could be so fantastic.
Poker night at Karen's house. It was a little chilly that night in SoCal.
The fire was blazing, chips were flying, and I finally learned how to play poker. Until 4am.
Karen Read. Best friend since October 26th,1988. And she makes great babies!

Road Trip take two

Carmen. She is done. The road, oh, how it calls....


The Protege is doin' great. Look at her, sitting there so patiently. Awaiting the 2000 miles she's about to receive.

Introducing Jacque. A lesser known species of mule deer.....a moose deer. He's standing in for Marvin who's currently advising my mother on a daily basis on her impending move to Seattle.
See, Mom? It's the map of scenic biways....
Shawn and I have this problem.
We keep having to take the pictures of us by ourselves.
They keep turning out kinda silly. That is, till the Germans descended upon the Grand Canyon and demanded our camera to take a decent photo.
Yippy. One photo where we don't look slightly retarded.
And, so it's done. I'm back in La la land. Shawn goes back to Seattle tomorrow, and then I follow next week.....